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Holiday Horror

We’ve been pretty busy lately and I’m sure things will slow down after the holidays, but until then, here is a list (in no particular order) of Holiday Films to get you in a frighteningly festive mood.

THE CHILDREN
These children have been naughty, don’t they know that there will be no one to give them presents if they kill all their parents?

 

 

SANTA SLAY

Goldberg’s acting is laughable and that makes this campy classic a jolly good time!

 

GREMLINS
It’s the pet everyone wishes they could get for Christmas! 

 

SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT 2
Don’t worry about seeing #1, the first 45 mins of this film plays out the first. Fasten your seatbelts for some insane eyebrow action! 

 

INSIDE
Christmas is about the birth of Jesus, so why not celebrate the miracle of child birth on Christmas Eve with this ho-ho-horrific ho-ho-home invasion flick!

 

BLACK CHRISTMAS
The Christmas Spirit is coming from inside the house! Or possibly a dry cleaning bag! 

 

RARE EXPORTS: A CHRISTMAS TALE
Hide the children, Krampus is coming… 

 

ELVES
“I need to know the connection between the elves and the nazis!”  …So do we…so do we…

 

CHRISTMAS EVIL
Possibly the best depiction of an anti-Santa lynch mob ever captured on celluloid 

 

JACK FROST
Jack Frost will be nipping at your nose. And your face. 

 

GINGERDEAD MAN
Full Moon Entertainment you’ve done it again… and then again with GINGERDEADMAN 2: PASSION OF THE CRUST 

 

SILENT NIGHT
This film has two redeeming qualities – Death by Tree Chipper and the line “What is this Garbage Day?!” (See Silent Night Deadly Night 2 for reference) 

Ali

Co-editor for The Blood Theatre, Ali is also a contributing writer for www.geekchicelite.com and enjoys playing Call of Duty and absolutely everything about the 80′s.

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